Trailer Park Boys Haiku

250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

18 June 2009

Mentor/apprentice


See this Trinity?
I call this the "train technique" -
two carts go at once.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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17 June 2009

Real space words


the carbinator,
fucked over by aliens -
refuckulate it

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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16 June 2009

Break then repair


he doctors their wounds,
twisted metal carcasses
exploited for cash

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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15 June 2009

Flesh pillow


the bus gently rocks
her peaceful, pensive commute
gut-interrupted

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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14 June 2009

Over


breaker breaker, Earth,
gonna land on Juniper -
cravin' some space weed

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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13 June 2009

Wearing blue


number 420,
representin' with the "C" -
mad hash hockey skillz

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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12 June 2009

Who's car?


clever dispenser,
delivers rum from the dash -
drinkin' and drivin'

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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11 June 2009

Cowboy in white pants


bare-chested stallion
pimps himself for sustenance
...to gut fetishists

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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10 June 2009

Shit's ripe


The boys were released.
Ready for the shit harvest?
Get your shit basket.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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