250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

30 April 2009

Need$


Money makin' scheme -
government furniture grift.
Aww...that's greeeasy.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

29 April 2009

Foil wallpaper


blinding, reflective
my metal halide mother;
hydro grows good buds

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

28 April 2009

Recruitment


Wha' d'ya say boys?
Gonna help me grow some dope?
You, you're dumb as fuck.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

27 April 2009

Hairy, creeping beast


A fucking samsquamtch!
Beat that dirty cocksucker!
Fahk, it's Julien...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

26 April 2009

The clutter


Yeah, I'll clean my car,
gimme that broke hockey stick.
Ok, now fuck off.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

25 April 2009

Black beauty


a backfire echos,
fucking car has but three doors -
humble shitmobile

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

24 April 2009

Tossers


Broken glass rains down,
bottles crack through the attack -
somehow we'll survive...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

23 April 2009

Trashy Lucy


Dirty cocksuckers,
I bet they'd give anything
to feel those implants.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

22 April 2009

Flashing lights


What about those cops?!
A) I don't give a fuck, and
3) they're dumb as fuck.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

21 April 2009

My dealers


Dennis and Terry,
barely ensconced in soft silk -
flappy bird brothers.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

20 April 2009

Enforcement


Patrolling the park?
Officer cock knuckles and
his partner dicklock.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

19 April 2009

Day job


Earning some scrilla -
From Russia with the Love Bone,
thas how I do it.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

18 April 2009

To be bungled


Neither brain surgeons
nor rocket appliances
needed for this scheme.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

17 April 2009

Games we play


My alter ego?
Indianapolis Jones,
bumble bee wrecker.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

16 April 2009

Shitstorm passing


Those halcyon hours,
the eye of the shiticane...
Ricky returns soon.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

15 April 2009

In flagrante delicto


Pullin' my goalie?
Nah, dawg, I was just changin'...
Turn that shit off, though.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

14 April 2009

Learned


6 or 7 times
I taught myself dope growin' -
denial and error

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

13 April 2009

The thing about kids


Grow dope, drive the car...
gotta let 'em have freedom.
That's good parenting.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

12 April 2009

Tryin' to quit


(Trinity lights up)
Trin, only daddy can smoke,
while wearing the patch.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

11 April 2009

I earned it


There is this one thing
I'm in deservament of -
blonde Lebanese hash

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

10 April 2009

Snackin'


Twoonie for a stick,
FAWK that's good pepperoni!
Wish I had some dope.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

09 April 2009

Hey


Cory and Trevor,
to you I extend my hand -
smokes, let's go.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

08 April 2009

The Shit Leopard


pepperoni sticks,
a bag full of chicken chips,
Ricky's favorites

Smokey
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

07 April 2009

Trouble


a muscle car growls,
the smell of fresh gunpowder...
Cyrus is in town.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

06 April 2009

That bulbous orb


bulbous, hairy orb,
those dirty old cheeseburgers,
fuckin' Randy's gut

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

05 April 2009

J-Roc


You nawmsayin' dawg?
I'm J to teh R - O - C,
livin' with my momz.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

04 April 2009

Bangin' cops


Lucy's banging cops,
which is no big deal, I guess.
I don't run Lucy.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

03 April 2009

Grade 10

You make my words, world,
I'm gonna get my grade 10.
Then I'll sell some hash.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

02 April 2009

Rickyisms


Ricky's lexicon,
so bizarrely corrupted...
we know what he means.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

01 April 2009

Drinky drink


Julian's cocktail:
rum, rocks, and a twist of Coke;
it's everlasting

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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