Trailer Park Boys Haiku
250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.
30 April 2009
Need$
Money makin' scheme -
government furniture grift.
Aww...that's greeeasy.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
29 April 2009
Foil wallpaper
blinding, reflective
my metal halide mother;
hydro grows good buds
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
28 April 2009
Recruitment
Wha' d'ya say boys?
Gonna help me grow some dope?
You, you're dumb as fuck.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
27 April 2009
Hairy, creeping beast
A fucking samsquamtch!
Beat that dirty cocksucker!
Fahk, it's Julien...
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
26 April 2009
The clutter
Yeah, I'll clean my car,
gimme that broke hockey stick.
Ok, now fuck off.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
25 April 2009
Black beauty
a backfire echos,
fucking car has but three doors -
humble shitmobile
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
24 April 2009
Tossers
Broken glass rains down,
bottles crack through the attack -
somehow we'll survive...
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
23 April 2009
Trashy Lucy
Dirty cocksuckers,
I bet they'd give anything
to feel those implants.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
22 April 2009
Flashing lights
What about those cops?!
A) I don't give a fuck, and
3) they're dumb as fuck.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
21 April 2009
My dealers
Dennis and Terry,
barely ensconced in soft silk -
flappy bird brothers.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
20 April 2009
Enforcement
Patrolling the park?
Officer cock knuckles and
his partner dicklock.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
19 April 2009
Day job
Earning some scrilla -
From Russia with the Love Bone,
thas how I do it.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
18 April 2009
To be bungled
Neither brain surgeons
nor rocket appliances
needed for this scheme.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
17 April 2009
Games we play
My alter ego?
Indianapolis Jones,
bumble bee wrecker.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
16 April 2009
Shitstorm passing
Those halcyon hours
,
the eye of the shiticane...
Ricky returns soon.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
15 April 2009
In flagrante delicto
Pullin' my goalie?
Nah, dawg, I was just changin'...
Turn that shit off, though.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
14 April 2009
Learned
6 or 7 times
I taught myself dope growin' -
denial and error
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
13 April 2009
The thing about kids
Grow dope, drive the car...
gotta let 'em have freedom.
That's good parenting.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
12 April 2009
Tryin' to quit
(Trinity lights up)
Trin, only daddy can smoke,
while wearing the patch.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
11 April 2009
I earned it
There is this one thing
I'm in deservament of -
blonde Lebanese hash
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
10 April 2009
Snackin'
Twoonie for a stick,
FAWK that's good pepperoni!
Wish I had some dope.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
09 April 2009
Hey
Cory and Trevor,
to you I extend my hand -
smokes, let's go.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
08 April 2009
The Shit Leopard
pepperoni sticks,
a bag full of chicken chips,
Ricky's favorites
Smokey
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
07 April 2009
Trouble
a muscle car growls,
the smell of fresh gunpowder...
Cyrus is in town.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
06 April 2009
That bulbous orb
bulbous, hairy orb,
those dirty old cheeseburgers,
fuckin' Randy's gut
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
05 April 2009
J-Roc
You nawmsayin' dawg?
I'm J to teh R - O - C,
livin' with my momz.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
04 April 2009
Bangin' cops
Lucy's banging cops,
which is no big deal, I guess.
I don't run Lucy.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
03 April 2009
Grade 10
You make my words, world,
I'm gonna get my grade 10.
Then I'll sell some hash.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
02 April 2009
Rickyisms
Ricky's lexicon,
so bizarrely corrupted...
we
know
what he means.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
01 April 2009
Drinky drink
Julian's cocktail:
rum, rocks, and a twist of Coke;
it's everlasting
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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Need$
Foil wallpaper
Recruitment
Hairy, creeping beast
The clutter
Black beauty
Tossers
Trashy Lucy
Flashing lights
My dealers
Enforcement
Day job
To be bungled
Games we play
Shitstorm passing
In flagrante delicto
Learned
The thing about kids
Tryin' to quit
I earned it
Snackin'
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