Fin

The Trailer Park Boys Haiku project has run its course. I hope you enjoyed reading these haiku (or more properly senryū) as much as we enjoyed writing them. Repeated viewings of TPB episodes, combined with a little bit of hash and a quart of rye, would undoubtedly inspire 250 more poems, but we must turn our attention to other matters. Thanks for visiting our site,

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Obvious persuasions

a cock-like mushroom
captures Trevor's attention -
we know why that is

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Bobandy's burgers

endless storage space -
he drove many into that
cheeseburger locker

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Viciousness

watch oot for the wamps
those dirty little bastards
they'll machine gun ya

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Old police trick

a solid beating
administered with phonebooks
will leave no bruises

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Best intentions

frozen for three hours
multiple slices of bread
now "comfort" me

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Ownership

What, do you own space?
No, in fact, Naysa does...
they're rocket people

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

One of those days

my milk substitute,
rum 'n coke on cereal -
the breakfast of champs

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

The pain

my face is fucked
the tooth ache went on too long
jaw's now infected

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park