Trailer Park Boys Haiku
250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.
30 June 2009
Not helping
50 ft. peace bond -
you directed it at me,
but
you
stay away.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
29 June 2009
Like them
Paddlin' that boot
up the Dum Dum River -
too often my course.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
28 June 2009
Puppet twin
controlling my brain,
that cotton-clothed parasite
forces...me...to...........talk trash
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
27 June 2009
Back to the cab
Ray finds new shelter -
familiar metal cocoon;
he did drive trucks once.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
26 June 2009
Certain jugs
converted liquor,
color of liquid sunshine -
tossed...sloshes and froths
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
25 June 2009
Rotund friend
gentle Phil Collins,
hangs oot with dirty Randy -
they're burger addicts
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
24 June 2009
In your face
(fingers extended)
I'm gonna give you right now
some homemade fuck-offs!
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
23 June 2009
It begins soon
time to bail us out
a couple of shit-puppets -
parts in our shit-play.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
22 June 2009
Pet vacation
tickle their bellies,
get'em down, spin'em around -
fun at Kittyland
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
21 June 2009
Shoulda known
you fucked up again -
normally I'm not that guy,
but atodaso
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
20 June 2009
Putt putt putt
Cyrus spies trouble:
Hubble bubble telescope
with fucking fruit cart
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
19 June 2009
Recording
Check this shit out, buoy
("J-Roc, baby" heard two times)
shit's been pimped TIGHT
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
18 June 2009
Mentor/apprentice
See this Trinity?
I call this the "train technique" -
two carts go at once.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
17 June 2009
Real space words
the carbinator,
fucked over by aliens -
refuckulate it
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
16 June 2009
Break then repair
he doctors their wounds,
twisted metal carcasses
exploited for cash
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
15 June 2009
Flesh pillow
the bus gently rocks
her peaceful, pensive commute
gut-interrupted
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
14 June 2009
Over
breaker breaker, Earth,
gonna land on Juniper -
cravin' some space weed
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
13 June 2009
Wearing blue
number 420,
representin' with the "C" -
mad hash hockey skillz
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
12 June 2009
Who's car?
clever dispenser,
delivers rum from the dash -
drinkin' and drivin'
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
11 June 2009
Cowboy in white pants
bare-chested stallion
pimps himself for sustenance
...to gut fetishists
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
10 June 2009
Shit's ripe
The boys were released.
Ready for the shit harvest?
Get your shit basket.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
09 June 2009
Aspirations
Yeah, I have golds now -
to grow clones and sell some dope,
which is no big deal.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
08 June 2009
Dysfunctioning
Awright soft serve,
you in this greasy skin flick?
The girls are ready.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
07 June 2009
Ends meet
the crash of metal,
carts bouncing end over wheels -
soon...reclamation
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
06 June 2009
Rick does good
Pompadoured mall cop
now busts his coke-bottled friend;
he
used
to be cool.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
05 June 2009
Master plan
freedom 35:
break the law a few last times,
then we're retired
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
04 June 2009
Alter ego
soaked in swamp water,
my plastic Doppelgänger
decants sage advice
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
03 June 2009
The boyz approach
shitnami threatens;
don't drown in the undershit
of that great shitwave
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
02 June 2009
You fucked up
Keep your hands up, boys.
There'll be no high fives now -
you disappoint me.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
01 June 2009
Hungry, lazy cat
skunky dope trailer,
chock-a-block with tasty clones -
no place for kitties
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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In your face
It begins soon
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Shoulda known
Putt putt putt
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Real space words
Break then repair
Flesh pillow
Over
Wearing blue
Who's car?
Cowboy in white pants
Shit's ripe
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