250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

30 June 2009

Not helping


50 ft. peace bond -
you directed it at me,
but you stay away.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

29 June 2009

Like them


Paddlin' that boot
up the Dum Dum River -
too often my course.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

28 June 2009

Puppet twin


controlling my brain,
that cotton-clothed parasite
forces...me...to...........talk trash

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

27 June 2009

Back to the cab


Ray finds new shelter -
familiar metal cocoon;
he did drive trucks once.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

26 June 2009

Certain jugs


converted liquor,
color of liquid sunshine -
tossed...sloshes and froths

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

25 June 2009

Rotund friend


gentle Phil Collins,
hangs oot with dirty Randy -
they're burger addicts

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

24 June 2009

In your face


(fingers extended)
I'm gonna give you right now
some homemade fuck-offs!

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

23 June 2009

It begins soon


time to bail us out
a couple of shit-puppets -
parts in our shit-play.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

22 June 2009

Pet vacation


tickle their bellies,
get'em down, spin'em around -
fun at Kittyland

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

21 June 2009

Shoulda known


you fucked up again -
normally I'm not that guy,
but atodaso

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

20 June 2009

Putt putt putt


Cyrus spies trouble:
Hubble bubble telescope
with fucking fruit cart

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

19 June 2009

Recording


Check this shit out, buoy
("J-Roc, baby" heard two times)
shit's been pimped TIGHT

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

18 June 2009

Mentor/apprentice


See this Trinity?
I call this the "train technique" -
two carts go at once.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

17 June 2009

Real space words


the carbinator,
fucked over by aliens -
refuckulate it

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

16 June 2009

Break then repair


he doctors their wounds,
twisted metal carcasses
exploited for cash

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

15 June 2009

Flesh pillow


the bus gently rocks
her peaceful, pensive commute
gut-interrupted

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

14 June 2009

Over


breaker breaker, Earth,
gonna land on Juniper -
cravin' some space weed

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

13 June 2009

Wearing blue


number 420,
representin' with the "C" -
mad hash hockey skillz

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

12 June 2009

Who's car?


clever dispenser,
delivers rum from the dash -
drinkin' and drivin'

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

11 June 2009

Cowboy in white pants


bare-chested stallion
pimps himself for sustenance
...to gut fetishists

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

10 June 2009

Shit's ripe


The boys were released.
Ready for the shit harvest?
Get your shit basket.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

09 June 2009

Aspirations


Yeah, I have golds now -
to grow clones and sell some dope,
which is no big deal.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

08 June 2009

Dysfunctioning


Awright soft serve,
you in this greasy skin flick?
The girls are ready.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

07 June 2009

Ends meet


the crash of metal,
carts bouncing end over wheels -
soon...reclamation

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

06 June 2009

Rick does good


Pompadoured mall cop
now busts his coke-bottled friend;
he used to be cool.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

05 June 2009

Master plan


freedom 35:
break the law a few last times,
then we're retired

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

04 June 2009

Alter ego


soaked in swamp water,
my plastic Doppelgänger
decants sage advice

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

03 June 2009

The boyz approach


shitnami threatens;
don't drown in the undershit
of that great shitwave

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

02 June 2009

You fucked up


Keep your hands up, boys.
There'll be no high fives now -
you disappoint me.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

01 June 2009

Hungry, lazy cat


skunky dope trailer,
chock-a-block with tasty clones -
no place for kitties

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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