Ownership

What, do you own space?
No, in fact, Naysa does...
they're rocket people

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

One of those days

my milk substitute,
rum 'n coke on cereal -
the breakfast of champs

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

The pain

my face is fucked
the tooth ache went on too long
jaw's now infected

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Cleanin' dirties

my washing machine?
kiddie pool and hockey stick -
swirlin' clothes around

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Mixin' board ain't yours

found those in a ditch
got this sellin' lemonade
think that shit is hot

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Bangin' cops again

degenerate cop
handcuffed to the shower head
Officer Dicklock

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

The way it is

no stops, no toilets
the way of the road, buddy...
my urine gets tossed

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Research and development

the spinning rat wheel -
it's for kitties to play with...
will it be a hit?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

High school Ricky

"Ricky" on one sleeve,
"Grade 10" on the other sleeve -
big man on campus

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

My creed

Live by these words, dawg -
if it ain't right it ain't tight
- such ancient wisdom

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

The greatest insult

"Go suck it, Donny!"
results in witty retort:
"No, you suck it...more"

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

First time driver

Who would give this gift
to their nine-year old daughter?
Not many fathers...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Shit-gardening

when you plant shit-seeds,
you end up growing shit-weeds -
a future shit-field

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

The test III

challenge accepted,
Cory "fixes" the mower -
with wrench held backwards

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Oscar Goldman

he's an idiot;
pecks around, looks at insects -
he's a chicken

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

CT Convenients

single cigarettes
ripped DVDs, chips and pop -
there's money in these

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Trevor fesses up

That chicken right there?
It's not smarter than me, but...
it might be tougher.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Parental advice

being a good dad -
fucking hungover, burnt out...
that's what it's about

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Joke overlooked

fishing rod's my cock...
...the vacuum cleaner's my cock -
get it Julian?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Reporting

This is Steve Rogers...
at Sunnyvale Trailer Park
...I'm Steve Rogers

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Randy, ready to rumble

coagulated
gravy hotdog bun bastard -
go put some pants on

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

You got any?

when the dump bees strike
only one thing soothes the pain -
a stick of bee suave

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Brunt on the belly brings belches

the bottle assault
forces gas to the surface -
Phil Collins explodes

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

My pet name

There is this one clue,
that Mr. Lahey is drunk -
"Randy Bobandy"

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Modesty please

talking packages
in front of our grandmother -
please refrain from that

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Where for to find romance?

guess you can't bang now
behind the old muffler shop -
love interrupted

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Miracle stick

the fridge, golfed by flames,
protected pepperoni -
now threatened by Rick

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Bubbles' martial arts skillz

the shit twister and
dirty onion ring bastard
meet flailing nunchucks

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Chef Ricky

fish sticks on the grill,
bread toasted via blowtorch -
trailerpark gourmet

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Strengthen the bond

get it together -
you gotta start growing dope,
and get some money

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park