The price of love

the little tins now,
same price as big tins once were -
treats are through the roof

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Path to ass kissing

A new double-wide...
...or encyclopedias?
Rick did the right thing.

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Ray's wisdom

you lost everything
your old man knows you better -
that's the way it goes

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Julian's, now Ricky's

his grandmother's car -
driven drunk, smashed into poles...
love that ol' yorker

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Ducting the issue

tacky strips of gray
secure his hodgepodge above -
Ricky hauls his shit

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The big score

we're rich as fuck now -
thirty-eight thousand dollars,
all in unmarked bills

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Rivals

it's spy for spy here -
he shot my car, I shot his;
that's the way things work.

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It's Ricky's treat

anticipation -
J-Roc and the Roc Pile long
for those new track suits

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Fancy word papers

Who's this suit-dummy?
He is a lawyer, Ricky.
You're a fuck-off-er.

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Starting on the right foot

just got out of jail
so I pay a hundred bucks
for you to fuck off

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Trust issues

I have the money
but no faith in fuckronauts.
You don't trust shitbats.

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Kinda fuckin' sucks

I'm cramped when I sleep,
it gets kinda cold at night -
I live in a car.

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Nicest shed there's ever been

A satellite dish,
416 channels,
and indoor plumbing.

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Heard this one before

I gotta new plan,
not going to jail again -
this one is perfect

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Cyrus's lament, part II

the crème de la crème,
my vintage erotic films -
smashed by Julian

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So they say

Romance a woman -
take her out for Chinese foods;
It is the best way.

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I swear

Ricky writes in chalk -
"I will not blaspheme in class"
...promise soon broken

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Riiiiiing (fashion police)

For wearing them pants,
you are charged 500 bucks -
it's post-Labor Day.

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Talk to the gut

Can I get fifteen,
um, half-eaten cheeseburgers -
plus some for my friend?

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Hesitation, temptation

[jar of pickled eggs]
mmm...with those delicious things
you can't buy me off

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Erreeaarrrrrrreeeee...

Everyone on Earth,
Trying to judge the J-Roc -
Ya nawmsayin' dawg?

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Ricky's greasy movie

A film for Russians -
Raveen does well over there;
you will be bigger.

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Randy's bloat

I've seen him do that!
He drove 15 cheeseburgers
in that fucking thing!

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Exposed

(Lahey dressed in drag)
"We're practicing for a play!"
"I'm just in shock, boys."

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Four-eyed royalty

I fix shoppin' carts
to feed all of my kitties -
I'm king of the carts

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Use normal words

A low blow, asshole -
I didn't get my grade ten;
I'm stupid, you know.

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Yeah, Lahey

Why not do your job?
Stop false incriminations
by not making them.

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Wooden spoon-mixed

duct-taped garden hose
dispenses precious solvent -
plastic-ware Kool-aid

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Opening

bullets lead to screams,
a dog barks through the chaos -
and so it begins...

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Great escape

Maybe you know Jim?
Or Jim knows you, possibly?
Ah, he's your father.

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Welcome back

Where you staying, Rick?
The fuck-off hotel, Lahey...
...erm, Julian's car.

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