250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

30 September 2009

Used to like it


Once so fucking cool,
now seriously fucked up -
what happened to jail?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

29 September 2009

I can think of others


some things just don't mix -
shit and strawberry shortcake
is an example

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

28 September 2009

Proof of love


Old blue jay burger,
a little gamey but good -
love from chef Lahey

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

27 September 2009

The test II


How many fingers?
You know I don't like that game -
I'd rather not count.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

26 September 2009

Soon ensnared


pepperoni trap
complemented with fresh smokes -
who's fucking with Rick?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

25 September 2009

Eazy scrilla


load up the cheeba,
and drive it straight to Moncton -
baaaaaam, that's ten peezies!

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

24 September 2009

Dr. Conky's diagnosis


he's fucked in the head,
and he needs a brain transplant -
Ricky's health problems

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

23 September 2009

Unchecked kitties


too many of you,
parents banging like crazy -
tooth pain replaced care

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

22 September 2009

Wrastling


long bodied aliens,
shitty old corduroy pants,
and translucent skin

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

21 September 2009

Deep video


reverse black and white,
talk about negative art -
this shit's dope as fuck

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

20 September 2009

Privacy


some old liquor bags,
intertwined with lawn chair straps -
new shower curtain

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

19 September 2009

Rock bottom


don't start drinkin swish,
old, dirty, shitty liquor -
gets you some drunk, though

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

18 September 2009

Not intimidated


two things there, Lahey:
one, put on some fucking pants
and B, fuck off

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

17 September 2009

Mission will fail


squeeling walkies yell;
adjust the fucking s-quelch!
stupid radio

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

16 September 2009

They appreciate it


Cory and Trevor,
fucking be hard on those guys -
you're in charge of them

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

15 September 2009

Throw bottles and...


know flamin' shitbags?
throw some of them in the mix
lot 423

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

14 September 2009

For small money


their recycles oot,
awaiting curbside pick-up -
we own 'em, not you

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

13 September 2009

Just how it is


For the most part, sure -
good fathers don't go to jail...
some do every year.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

12 September 2009

Good livin'


there is nothing wrong
with living in a car -
did it for 9 years

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

11 September 2009

Kitty reclamation


loaner from Bubbles,
protects plants from squirrel piss -
the lender arrives...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

10 September 2009

The thing with books


you look at pictures
get your brain workin' greater
books are good for that

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

09 September 2009

Jail break


tonight I'll get drunk
hopefully there will be dope
first night of freedom

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

08 September 2009

No duct tape


Stripped down, repainted -
super double bunk-b-q...
Can Red Green do that?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

07 September 2009

April Wine?


Helix was wicked -
Gimme an R - O - C - K!
They had good lyrics.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

06 September 2009

Rough shit-seas


let's haul in the jib
sailing towards a shit typhoon
covered in shit soon

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

05 September 2009

Needed shiticide


once shitapillars,
every fuckin' one of them,
and now they're shit-moths

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

04 September 2009

Submersion


the cold lake waters
conceal chop-shopped barbecues,
as well as lerches

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

03 September 2009

Distraction


holy shit, boys
you try that dope-flavored rum?
(riiiiiiiiip goes the duct tape)

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

02 September 2009

Some scrilla


We'll do some S C -
some soft core with your candy...
greasy and stupid.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

01 September 2009

Peaceful...for now


quiet Sunnyvale
no dope, bottles, squealing tires...
boys must be in jail

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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