Trailer Park Boys Haiku
250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.
30 September 2009
Used to like it
Once so fucking cool,
now seriously fucked up -
what happened to jail?
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
29 September 2009
I can think of others
some things just don't mix -
shit and strawberry shortcake
is an example
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
28 September 2009
Proof of love
Old blue jay burger,
a little gamey but good -
love from chef Lahey
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
27 September 2009
The test II
How many fingers?
You know I don't like that game -
I'd rather not count.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
26 September 2009
Soon ensnared
pepperoni trap
complemented with fresh smokes -
who's fucking with Rick?
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
25 September 2009
Eazy scrilla
load up the cheeba,
and drive it straight to Moncton -
baaaaaam, that's ten peezies!
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
24 September 2009
Dr. Conky's diagnosis
he's fucked in the head,
and he needs a brain transplant -
Ricky's health problems
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
23 September 2009
Unchecked kitties
too many of you,
parents banging like crazy -
tooth pain replaced care
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
22 September 2009
Wrastling
long bodied aliens,
shitty old corduroy pants,
and translucent skin
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
21 September 2009
Deep video
reverse black and white,
talk about negative art -
this shit's dope as fuck
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
20 September 2009
Privacy
some old liquor bags,
intertwined with lawn chair straps -
new shower curtain
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
19 September 2009
Rock bottom
don't start drinkin swish,
old, dirty, shitty liquor -
gets you some drunk, though
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
18 September 2009
Not intimidated
two things there, Lahey:
one, put on some fucking pants
and B, fuck off
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
17 September 2009
Mission will fail
squeeling walkies yell;
adjust the fucking s-quelch!
stupid radio
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
16 September 2009
They appreciate it
Cory and Trevor,
fucking be hard on those guys -
you're in charge of them
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
15 September 2009
Throw bottles and...
know flamin' shitbags?
throw some of them in the mix
lot 423
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
14 September 2009
For small money
their recycles oot,
awaiting curbside pick-up -
we own 'em, not you
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
13 September 2009
Just how it is
For the most part, sure -
good fathers don't go to jail...
some do every year.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
12 September 2009
Good livin'
there is
nothing
wrong
with living in a car -
did it for 9 years
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
11 September 2009
Kitty reclamation
loaner from Bubbles,
protects plants from squirrel piss -
the lender arrives...
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
10 September 2009
The thing with books
you look at pictures
get your brain workin' greater
books are good for that
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
09 September 2009
Jail break
tonight I'll get drunk
hopefully there will be dope
first night of freedom
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
08 September 2009
No duct tape
Stripped down, repainted -
super double bunk-b-q...
Can Red Green do that?
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
07 September 2009
April Wine?
Helix was wicked -
Gimme an R - O - C - K!
They had good lyrics.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
06 September 2009
Rough shit-seas
let's haul in the jib
sailing towards a shit typhoon
covered in shit soon
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
05 September 2009
Needed shiticide
once shitapillars,
every fuckin' one of them,
and now they're shit-moths
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
04 September 2009
Submersion
the cold lake waters
conceal chop-shopped barbecues,
as well as lerches
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
03 September 2009
Distraction
holy shit, boys
you try that dope-flavored rum?
(riiiiiiiiip goes the duct tape)
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
02 September 2009
Some scrilla
We'll do some S C -
some soft core with your candy...
greasy and stupid.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
01 September 2009
Peaceful...for now
quiet Sunnyvale
no dope, bottles, squealing tires...
boys must be in jail
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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Used to like it
I can think of others
Proof of love
The test II
Soon ensnared
Eazy scrilla
Dr. Conky's diagnosis
Unchecked kitties
Wrastling
Deep video
Privacy
Rock bottom
Not intimidated
Mission will fail
They appreciate it
Throw bottles and...
For small money
Just how it is
Good livin'
Kitty reclamation
The thing with books
Jail break
No duct tape
April Wine?
Rough shit-seas
Needed shiticide
Submersion
Distraction
Some scrilla
Peaceful...for now
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