Without my carts

EI or UI...
whatever the fuck it is,
I haven't paid in.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Rebuilt shed

how does he survive
harsh Canadian winters
uninsulated?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Brains to match

handsome brunette,
ripped bi's support a cocktail -
hey there, Sexian...

Missy
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Criminal duo

It's Gut Cassidy
and his rotund companion,
Sundance Cheeseburger.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Rough maritime life

Detroit Velvet Smooth,
thah mahfukah's rhymes is TIGHT -
streets of Moncton, dawg.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

War hero

While no one's looking
ascend into your trailer -
where is your ramp, Ray?!

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Fight to return

For good food and dope,
and ball hockey dominance,
I violate laws

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Highly illegal

couple o' scapegoats,
befuddled, sickened by fuel,
become gas kingpins

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

New 'dos

Randy and Lahey,
freshly minted permanents...
coupon confusion

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Flavored fuel

oh, supremium -
the flavor's kinda sour...
diesel is tasty.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Quickly ridin' slow

warm sepia dream
furiously pedaled bike
9 speeds overlooked

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Proposable

for you, my Lucy -
a cubic zarcarbian,
or carton of smokes

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Let's go

Would you welcome me,
please, with just a little bit
of your precious milk?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Idea$

B 'n E's grade nine shit,
like theft over a thousand...
sell some fuckin' hash.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Where's my shitjacket?

shitbarometer,
measurin' the shitpressure -
shitwinds are comin'

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Dinner

Gimme some of them
sweet empowered chicken things
with jal-ap-an-ohs

Missy & Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Bang bang bang!

Exchange of gunfire,
somehow nobody gets hit...
We all suck at guns.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Unopened X-mas present

Beloved machine
ruffles childhood memories...
it is my namesake.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Wrestling machine

Hail the green bastard!
Opponents tremble at those
fierce eyes MAGNIFIED...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

The event

A tense atmosphere -
fightin' words were exchanged.
Randy removes pants...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Mating name

The pond water drips
off of the failed absconder.
He's Randy Lahey.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

On the hunt

Those greasy skin mags,
I know where J-Roc hides 'em.
Steve French keeps the gate.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

BBQs et al.

Trevor moves the junk.
Ricky, collecting the "trash,"
makes easy money.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Reminisce

Recalling good times,
I crank it up and rock oot
to Diane Sawyer.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

I'm like you

One leg at a time,
I slide into my track suit -
like everyone else.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Drunk

Hey Mr. Lahey
why not take another pull?
Washed up, has-been cop.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Only in Russia

I would like to act
in a J-Roc masterpiece...
one of his grease films.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Rick's nick

Do you know Ricky?
Heeee's the fuckin' man they call -
Impossibilist.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

That huge dump

Holy FAHK boys,
you know what we're dealing with?
A fuckin' samsquamtch.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

The pest

Green cannerpillar
you better not eat my dope,
fuckin' dope junkie

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Not an animal

Sam Losco, the vet -
tossing rotten dogs about;
pull my dirty tooth!

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park