Surprise fuck-up awaits

Cory and Trevor -
friendship, trust, reliable
- no doubt they came through

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Inanimate objects

I'm smarter than this,
but that thing's smarter than me -
runs on batteries

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Expanded sales territory

go for booklearnin'
or go there for to sell drugs -
two reasons for school

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Where's Ray?

Ray is not here now,
he went to fuck-off island -
I'm fuckoffious

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Shiticide redux

little shit larvae,
shitapillar pandemic -
soon shit-moths fly

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Efficiency in poverty

whipped cream serves two roles:
to lubricate my razor
and to feed my mouth

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

New career

ganging groceries,
stealing from parcel pick-up -
want some twizizzlas?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

In my head

flowing more brainly -
book-thinking, learnins, and stuff...
...my brain is scrambly

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Makeshift mask

facial protection
hand-crafted from old milk jugs
ball-hockey goalie

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

ATM double caution

take pains to prevent
electricocksuckution -
dangerous wiring

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

ATM caution

exploding dye pack -
bald-headed dicks that beat drums
is what we'll become

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Giving chase

look oot the windshield,
police helicocksucker -
dump the cigarettes!

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Cups

my finest crystal
cut from old soda bottles -
fill 'em up with rum

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

My dad's stash

Smoked weed and then ate...
NINE cans of ravioli -
I'm ashamed of it.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Effect of distraction

Where is Shitrock at?
Here kitty kitty kitty...
lost track of my cats.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Boys...

blow torch sparks the bud,
and Ricky falls to the ground -
hands down, the best dope

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Cat dish highball

garden hose water
suspends the powdery mix -
shoehorn stirs the drink

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Interactions misperceived

Julian's training?
He uses commands and terms,
treats us as equals...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Desperation

my destitute friend
hovers over the driveway
smoking old foot hash

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Self-sufficiency

sipping from puddles,
crunching old bug carcasses -
the kitties sustain

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Fucking quagmire

you should fuck off first -
we'll all fuck off together!
i'm not fucking off...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

J Roc Productions

for only nine grand,
one track on the new album -
that's cheap, that's family

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

For good behavior

a stretch lemonzine
escorts us from our sentence -
completed early

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Clearing stick

random shit crashing,
a hockey stick clears the car -
isn't that precious?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

External use only

hunger takes control,
his finger swipes a sample -
moisturizing creme

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Usual working conditions

mysterious wounds,
crying, bleeding, scared to death -
keep those hands up, boys

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Makeshift pillow

takeout container,
likely held fried chicken once -
now cushions his head

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Co-opted home

shed full of bottles,
empties from Ray's booze habit -
the liquorlanche comes

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Yes

As sure as you're dumb,
the Tin Man indeed hosts one -
a sheet metal cock

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Food in the aftermath

Ray gets real meat,
I swab heels in bacon grease -
delicious breakfast

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

Trinity makes her mark

bottles slap his gut -
what do you think of me now,
huh hamburgler?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park