250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

31 July 2009

People stick together


On your jock, en masse -
a whole bunch of park hustlers;
jock doesn't stick, though.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

30 July 2009

Thas right boooy


The J-Roc posse -
4 idiots on cell phones,
sellin' stereos.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

29 July 2009

O' happy days


"Filmin' episodes?"
- Ricky's question for Cyrus -
"Huh, Fonzarelli?"

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

28 July 2009

Ricky's "joke"


knuckles wrap the "door"
"resident" asks for ID -
response is "fuck off."

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

27 July 2009

Ray's many faces


Fraudulent cripple,
Rebel, pirate, Calvinist...
and Canadian.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

26 July 2009

Unity conundrum


Here in Sunnyvale?
Around here it's all for all -
AND it's one for one.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

25 July 2009

Cyrus's lament


My old man once said -
"You know son, I'm proud of you."
..........he's a fucking prick.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

24 July 2009

One of the two


Hey, I need some stuff -
You can give this stuff to me,
Or I can rob you.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

23 July 2009

Ignorant, arrogant rant


This Julian guy?
He lost his privileges -
con college student.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

22 July 2009

Seasonal changes


quiet Sunnyvale -
no dope, bottles, squealing tires;
enter...shit brothers...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

21 July 2009

Sustenance


Charity for Rick:
room in the car to sleep, plus...
hotdogs and vodka.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

20 July 2009

Reconnaissance


(transceiver crackles)
10-8, you gotta 10-2?
10-4 there, Randy.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

19 July 2009

NOT Julian's fault?


Counselors tell me this -
It is society's fault,
not mine, that I'm here...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

18 July 2009

Blame game


Julian can frig off!
His force-fed drugs led me here -
The blame falls on him.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

17 July 2009

First night oot


Tonight? Really drunk.
And I hope some dope's around...
poignant cinema.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

16 July 2009

Somehow caught on tape


bullets lead to screams,
a dog barks through the chaos -
the series begins...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

15 July 2009

Stand up for Ray


fucking hash driveway
puts dad in jeopardization
must disallow it

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

14 July 2009

Thick glass deception


Can you read my son?
Well, that depends on one thing -
Can you fahk yourself?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

13 July 2009

Shitstorm redux


You feel that Randy?
The shit, it clings to the air...
shit blizzard's started.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

12 July 2009

Why I don't go in


grizzly cocksuckers,
shitty bears, and porcupigs -
plus hillibillies

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

11 July 2009

Helpless


This is Vince the Pince -
born with no bones in his foot.
Naaah, just tricked the judge.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

10 July 2009

On a mission


Thick, acrid smoke -
the truck cab has been hot-boxed.
I can't see jack shit.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

09 July 2009

Trevor's offer


(snake bites Ricky's cock)
Need to suck the poison out,
just like on TV

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

08 July 2009

Science project


started with egg thing
inside incubaker thing
and then it was borned

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

07 July 2009

Kill?


when all is said and done,
what Julian doesn't grow
won't extirpate him.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

06 July 2009

Natural selection


Wha' d'ya say boys,
survival of the fitness -
none of you persist.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

05 July 2009

The test


Suitability?
He'll wear a suit if he must,
but Rick will not pass.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

04 July 2009

Pissin' me off


listen twinklenuts,
go get some hyposuction,
you shirtless bastard

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

03 July 2009

Yellow unfriend


sudden, searing pain
Ricky's reeling from the sting -
bumble cocksucker!

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

02 July 2009

Trash?


one man's garbage,
another's good ungarbage -
just the way it is

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

01 July 2009

Feelin' heat


desperate for relief
from my sweaty discomfort...
Trevor, shirt - let's go

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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