Trailer Park Boys Haiku

250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

18 April 2009

To be bungled


Neither brain surgeons
nor rocket appliances
needed for this scheme.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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17 April 2009

Games we play


My alter ego?
Indianapolis Jones,
bumble bee wrecker.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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16 April 2009

Shitstorm passing


Those halcyon hours,
the eye of the shiticane...
Ricky returns soon.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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15 April 2009

In flagrante delicto


Pullin' my goalie?
Nah, dawg, I was just changin'...
Turn that shit off, though.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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14 April 2009

Learned


6 or 7 times
I taught myself dope growin' -
denial and error

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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13 April 2009

The thing about kids


Grow dope, drive the car...
gotta let 'em have freedom.
That's good parenting.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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12 April 2009

Tryin' to quit


(Trinity lights up)
Trin, only daddy can smoke,
while wearing the patch.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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11 April 2009

I earned it


There is this one thing
I'm in deservament of -
blonde Lebanese hash

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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10 April 2009

Snackin'


Twoonie for a stick,
FAWK that's good pepperoni!
Wish I had some dope.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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