Trailer Park Boys Haiku
250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.
31 July 2009
People stick together
On your jock, en masse -
a whole
bunch
of park hustlers;
jock doesn't stick, though.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
30 July 2009
Thas right boooy
The J-Roc posse -
4 idiots on cell phones,
sellin' stereos.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
29 July 2009
O' happy days
"Filmin' episodes?"
- Ricky's question for Cyrus -
"Huh, Fonzarelli?"
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
28 July 2009
Ricky's "joke"
knuckles wrap the "door"
"resident" asks for ID -
response is "fuck off."
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
27 July 2009
Ray's many faces
Fraudulent cripple,
Rebel, pirate, Calvinist...
and Canadian.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
26 July 2009
Unity conundrum
Here in Sunnyvale?
Around here it's all for all -
AND it's one for one.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
25 July 2009
Cyrus's lament
My old man once said -
"You know son, I'm proud of you."
..........he's a fucking prick.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
24 July 2009
One of the two
Hey, I need some stuff -
You can give this stuff to me,
Or I can rob you.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
23 July 2009
Ignorant, arrogant rant
This Julian guy?
He lost his privileges -
con college student.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
22 July 2009
Seasonal changes
quiet Sunnyvale -
no dope, bottles, squealing tires;
enter...shit brothers...
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
21 July 2009
Sustenance
Charity for Rick:
room in the car to sleep, plus...
hotdogs and vodka.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
20 July 2009
Reconnaissance
(transceiver crackles)
10-8, you gotta 10-2?
10-4 there, Randy.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
19 July 2009
NOT Julian's fault?
Counselors tell me this -
It is society's fault,
not mine, that I'm here...
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
18 July 2009
Blame game
Julian can frig off!
His force-fed drugs led me here -
The blame falls on him.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
17 July 2009
First night oot
Tonight? Really drunk.
And I hope some dope's around...
poignant cinema.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
16 July 2009
Somehow caught on tape
bullets lead to screams,
a dog barks through the chaos -
the series begins...
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
15 July 2009
Stand up for Ray
fucking hash driveway
puts dad in jeopardization
must disallow it
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
14 July 2009
Thick glass deception
Can you read my son?
Well, that depends on one thing -
Can you fahk yourself?
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
13 July 2009
Shitstorm redux
You feel that Randy?
The shit, it clings to the air...
shit blizzard's started.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
12 July 2009
Why I don't go in
grizzly cocksuckers,
shitty bears, and porcupigs -
plus hillibillies
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
11 July 2009
Helpless
This is Vince the Pince -
born with no bones in his foot.
Naaah, just tricked the judge.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
10 July 2009
On a mission
Thick, acrid smoke -
the truck cab has been hot-boxed.
I can't see jack shit.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
09 July 2009
Trevor's offer
(snake bites Ricky's cock)
Need to suck the poison out,
just like on TV
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
08 July 2009
Science project
started with egg thing
inside incubaker thing
and then it was borned
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
07 July 2009
Kill?
when all is said and done,
what Julian doesn't grow
won't extirpate him.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
06 July 2009
Natural selection
Wha' d'ya say boys,
survival of the fitness -
none of you persist.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
05 July 2009
The test
Suitability?
He'll wear a suit if he must,
but Rick will not pass.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
04 July 2009
Pissin' me off
listen twinklenuts,
go get some hyposuction,
you shirtless bastard
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
03 July 2009
Yellow unfriend
sudden, searing pain
Ricky's reeling from the sting -
bumble cocksucker!
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
02 July 2009
Trash?
one man's garbage,
another's good ungarbage -
just the way it is
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
01 July 2009
Feelin' heat
desperate for relief
from my sweaty discomfort...
Trevor, shirt - let's go
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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People stick together
Thas right boooy
O' happy days
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Ray's many faces
Unity conundrum
Cyrus's lament
One of the two
Ignorant, arrogant rant
Seasonal changes
Sustenance
Reconnaissance
NOT Julian's fault?
Blame game
First night oot
Somehow caught on tape
Stand up for Ray
Thick glass deception
Shitstorm redux
Why I don't go in
Helpless
On a mission
Trevor's offer
Science project
Kill?
Natural selection
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Pissin' me off
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