250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

30 November 2009

Ownership


What, do you own space?
No, in fact, Naysa does...
they're rocket people

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

29 November 2009

One of those days


my milk substitute,
rum 'n coke on cereal -
the breakfast of champs

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

28 November 2009

The pain


my face is fucked
the tooth ache went on too long
jaw's now infected

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

27 November 2009

Cleanin' dirties


my washing machine?
kiddie pool and hockey stick -
swirlin' clothes around

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

26 November 2009

Mixin' board ain't yours


found those in a ditch
got this sellin' lemonade
think that shit is hot

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

25 November 2009

Bangin' cops again


degenerate cop
handcuffed to the shower head
Officer Dicklock

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

24 November 2009

The way it is


no stops, no toilets
the way of the road, buddy...
my urine gets tossed

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

23 November 2009

Research and development


the spinning rat wheel -
it's for kitties to play with...
will it be a hit?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

22 November 2009

High school Ricky


"Ricky" on one sleeve,
"Grade 10" on the other sleeve -
big man on campus

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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