Trailer Park Boys Haiku
250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.
31 October 2009
Surprise fuck-up awaits
Cory and Trevor -
friendship, trust, reliable
- no doubt they came through
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
30 October 2009
Inanimate objects
I'm smarter than this,
but that thing's smarter than me -
runs on batteries
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
29 October 2009
Expanded sales territory
go for booklearnin'
or go there for to sell drugs -
two reasons for school
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
28 October 2009
Where's Ray?
Ray is not here now,
he went to fuck-off island -
I'm fuckoffious
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
27 October 2009
Shiticide redux
little shit larvae,
shitapillar pandemic -
soon shit-moths fly
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
26 October 2009
Efficiency in poverty
whipped cream serves two roles:
to lubricate my razor
and to feed my mouth
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
25 October 2009
New career
ganging groceries,
stealing from parcel pick-up -
want some twizizzlas?
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
24 October 2009
In my head
flowing more brainly -
book-thinking, learnins, and stuff...
...my brain is scrambly
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
23 October 2009
Makeshift mask
facial protection
hand-crafted from old milk jugs
ball-hockey goalie
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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