250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

31 October 2009

Surprise fuck-up awaits


Cory and Trevor -
friendship, trust, reliable
- no doubt they came through

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

30 October 2009

Inanimate objects


I'm smarter than this,
but that thing's smarter than me -
runs on batteries

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

29 October 2009

Expanded sales territory


go for booklearnin'
or go there for to sell drugs -
two reasons for school

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

28 October 2009

Where's Ray?


Ray is not here now,
he went to fuck-off island -
I'm fuckoffious

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

27 October 2009

Shiticide redux


little shit larvae,
shitapillar pandemic -
soon shit-moths fly

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

26 October 2009

Efficiency in poverty


whipped cream serves two roles:
to lubricate my razor
and to feed my mouth

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

25 October 2009

New career


ganging groceries,
stealing from parcel pick-up -
want some twizizzlas?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

24 October 2009

In my head


flowing more brainly -
book-thinking, learnins, and stuff...
...my brain is scrambly

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

23 October 2009

Makeshift mask


facial protection
hand-crafted from old milk jugs
ball-hockey goalie

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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