250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

31 August 2009

The price of love


the little tins now,
same price as big tins once were -
treats are through the roof

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

30 August 2009

Path to ass kissing


A new double-wide...
...or encyclopedias?
Rick did the right thing.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

29 August 2009

Ray's wisdom


you lost everything
your old man knows you better -
that's the way it goes

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

28 August 2009

Julian's, now Ricky's


his grandmother's car -
driven drunk, smashed into poles...
love that ol' yorker

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

27 August 2009

Ducting the issue


tacky strips of gray
secure his hodgepodge above -
Ricky hauls his shit

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

26 August 2009

The big score


we're rich as fuck now -
thirty-eight thousand dollars,
all in unmarked bills

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

25 August 2009

Rivals


it's spy for spy here -
he shot my car, I shot his;
that's the way things work.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

24 August 2009

It's Ricky's treat


anticipation -
J-Roc and the Roc Pile long
for those new track suits

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

23 August 2009

Fancy word papers


Who's this suit-dummy?
He is a lawyer, Ricky.
You're a fuck-off-er.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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