250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

31 July 2009

People stick together


On your jock, en masse -
a whole bunch of park hustlers;
jock doesn't stick, though.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

30 July 2009

Thas right boooy


The J-Roc posse -
4 idiots on cell phones,
sellin' stereos.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

29 July 2009

O' happy days


"Filmin' episodes?"
- Ricky's question for Cyrus -
"Huh, Fonzarelli?"

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

28 July 2009

Ricky's "joke"


knuckles wrap the "door"
"resident" asks for ID -
response is "fuck off."

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

27 July 2009

Ray's many faces


Fraudulent cripple,
Rebel, pirate, Calvinist...
and Canadian.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

26 July 2009

Unity conundrum


Here in Sunnyvale?
Around here it's all for all -
AND it's one for one.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

25 July 2009

Cyrus's lament


My old man once said -
"You know son, I'm proud of you."
..........he's a fucking prick.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

24 July 2009

One of the two


Hey, I need some stuff -
You can give this stuff to me,
Or I can rob you.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

23 July 2009

Ignorant, arrogant rant


This Julian guy?
He lost his privileges -
con college student.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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