Trailer Park Boys Haiku
250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.
30 April 2009
Need$
Money makin' scheme -
government furniture grift.
Aww...that's greeeasy.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
29 April 2009
Foil wallpaper
blinding, reflective
my metal halide mother;
hydro grows good buds
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
28 April 2009
Recruitment
Wha' d'ya say boys?
Gonna help me grow some dope?
You, you're dumb as fuck.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
27 April 2009
Hairy, creeping beast
A fucking samsquamtch!
Beat that dirty cocksucker!
Fahk, it's Julien...
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
26 April 2009
The clutter
Yeah, I'll clean my car,
gimme that broke hockey stick.
Ok, now fuck off.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
25 April 2009
Black beauty
a backfire echos,
fucking car has but three doors -
humble shitmobile
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
24 April 2009
Tossers
Broken glass rains down,
bottles crack through the attack -
somehow we'll survive...
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
23 April 2009
Trashy Lucy
Dirty cocksuckers,
I bet they'd give anything
to feel those implants.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
22 April 2009
Flashing lights
What about those cops?!
A) I don't give a fuck, and
3) they're dumb as fuck.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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