250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

30 April 2009

Need$


Money makin' scheme -
government furniture grift.
Aww...that's greeeasy.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

29 April 2009

Foil wallpaper


blinding, reflective
my metal halide mother;
hydro grows good buds

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

28 April 2009

Recruitment


Wha' d'ya say boys?
Gonna help me grow some dope?
You, you're dumb as fuck.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

27 April 2009

Hairy, creeping beast


A fucking samsquamtch!
Beat that dirty cocksucker!
Fahk, it's Julien...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

26 April 2009

The clutter


Yeah, I'll clean my car,
gimme that broke hockey stick.
Ok, now fuck off.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

25 April 2009

Black beauty


a backfire echos,
fucking car has but three doors -
humble shitmobile

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

24 April 2009

Tossers


Broken glass rains down,
bottles crack through the attack -
somehow we'll survive...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

23 April 2009

Trashy Lucy


Dirty cocksuckers,
I bet they'd give anything
to feel those implants.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

22 April 2009

Flashing lights


What about those cops?!
A) I don't give a fuck, and
3) they're dumb as fuck.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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