250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

18 October 2009

My dad's stash


Smoked weed and then ate...
NINE cans of ravioli -
I'm ashamed of it.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

17 October 2009

Effect of distraction


Where is Shitrock at?
Here kitty kitty kitty...
lost track of my cats.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

16 October 2009

Boys...


blow torch sparks the bud,
and Ricky falls to the ground -
hands down, the best dope

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

15 October 2009

Cat dish highball


garden hose water
suspends the powdery mix -
shoehorn stirs the drink

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

14 October 2009

Interactions misperceived


Julian's training?
He uses commands and terms,
treats us as equals...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

13 October 2009

Desperation


my destitute friend
hovers over the driveway
smoking old foot hash

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

12 October 2009

Self-sufficiency


sipping from puddles,
crunching old bug carcasses -
the kitties sustain

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

11 October 2009

Fucking quagmire


you should fuck off first -
we'll all fuck off together!
i'm not fucking off...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

10 October 2009

J Roc Productions


for only nine grand,
one track on the new album -
that's cheap, that's family

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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