250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

09 September 2009

Jail break


tonight I'll get drunk
hopefully there will be dope
first night of freedom

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

08 September 2009

No duct tape


Stripped down, repainted -
super double bunk-b-q...
Can Red Green do that?

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

07 September 2009

April Wine?


Helix was wicked -
Gimme an R - O - C - K!
They had good lyrics.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

06 September 2009

Rough shit-seas


let's haul in the jib
sailing towards a shit typhoon
covered in shit soon

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

05 September 2009

Needed shiticide


once shitapillars,
every fuckin' one of them,
and now they're shit-moths

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

04 September 2009

Submersion


the cold lake waters
conceal chop-shopped barbecues,
as well as lerches

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

03 September 2009

Distraction


holy shit, boys
you try that dope-flavored rum?
(riiiiiiiiip goes the duct tape)

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

02 September 2009

Some scrilla


We'll do some S C -
some soft core with your candy...
greasy and stupid.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

01 September 2009

Peaceful...for now


quiet Sunnyvale
no dope, bottles, squealing tires...
boys must be in jail

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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