Trailer Park Boys Haiku

250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

18 May 2009

Idea$


B 'n E's grade nine shit,
like theft over a thousand...
sell some fuckin' hash.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Posted by at No comments:

17 May 2009

Where's my shitjacket?


shitbarometer,
measurin' the shitpressure -
shitwinds are comin'

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Posted by at No comments:

16 May 2009

Dinner


Gimme some of them
sweet empowered chicken things
with jal-ap-an-ohs

Missy & Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Posted by at No comments:

15 May 2009

Bang bang bang!


Exchange of gunfire,
somehow nobody gets hit...
We all suck at guns.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Posted by at No comments:

14 May 2009

Unopened X-mas present


Beloved machine
ruffles childhood memories...
it is my namesake.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Posted by at No comments:

13 May 2009

Wrestling machine


Hail the green bastard!
Opponents tremble at those
fierce eyes MAGNIFIED...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Posted by at No comments:

12 May 2009

The event

A tense atmosphere -
fightin' words were exchanged.
Randy removes pants...

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Posted by at No comments:

11 May 2009

Mating name


The pond water drips
off of the failed absconder.
He's Randy Lahey.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Posted by at No comments:

10 May 2009

On the hunt


Those greasy skin mags,
I know where J-Roc hides 'em.
Steve French keeps the gate.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Posted by at No comments:
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)

Followers

Crude Humor Blogs - BlogCatalog Blog Directory
Add to Technorati Favorites
Creative Commons License
Send in your own haiku or contact us (@gmail.com): puppy.boy.holmes
These works by puppy.boy.holmes and other authors are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License. Based on works at tpb-haiku.blogspot.com.