250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

09 May 2009

BBQs et al.


Trevor moves the junk.
Ricky, collecting the "trash,"
makes easy money.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

08 May 2009

Reminisce


Recalling good times,
I crank it up and rock oot
to Diane Sawyer.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

07 May 2009

I'm like you


One leg at a time,
I slide into my track suit -
like everyone else.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

06 May 2009

Drunk


Hey Mr. Lahey
why not take another pull?
Washed up, has-been cop.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

05 May 2009

Only in Russia


I would like to act
in a J-Roc masterpiece...
one of his grease films.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

04 May 2009

Rick's nick

Do you know Ricky?
Heeee's the fuckin' man they call -
Impossibilist.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

03 May 2009

That huge dump


Holy FAHK boys,
you know what we're dealing with?
A fuckin' samsquamtch.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

02 May 2009

The pest


Green cannerpillar
you better not eat my dope,
fuckin' dope junkie

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

01 May 2009

Not an animal


Sam Losco, the vet -
tossing rotten dogs about;
pull my dirty tooth!

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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