Trailer Park Boys Haiku
250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.
09 May 2009
BBQs et al.
Trevor moves the junk.
Ricky, collecting the "trash,"
makes easy money.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
08 May 2009
Reminisce
Recalling good times,
I crank it up and rock oot
to Diane Sawyer.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
07 May 2009
I'm like you
One leg at a time,
I slide into my track suit -
like everyone else.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
06 May 2009
Drunk
Hey Mr. Lahey
why not take another pull?
Washed up, has-been cop.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
05 May 2009
Only in Russia
I would like to act
in a J-Roc masterpiece...
one of his grease films.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
04 May 2009
Rick's nick
Do you know Ricky?
Heeee's the fuckin' man they call -
Impossibilist.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
03 May 2009
That huge dump
Holy FAHK boys,
you know what we're dealing with?
A fuckin' samsquamtch.
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
02 May 2009
The pest
Green cannerpillar
you better not eat my dope,
fuckin' dope junkie
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
01 May 2009
Not an animal
Sam Losco, the vet -
tossing rotten dogs about;
pull my dirty tooth!
Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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