250 straight days of Trailer Park Boys poetry.

09 April 2009

Hey


Cory and Trevor,
to you I extend my hand -
smokes, let's go.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

08 April 2009

The Shit Leopard


pepperoni sticks,
a bag full of chicken chips,
Ricky's favorites

Smokey
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

07 April 2009

Trouble


a muscle car growls,
the smell of fresh gunpowder...
Cyrus is in town.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

06 April 2009

That bulbous orb


bulbous, hairy orb,
those dirty old cheeseburgers,
fuckin' Randy's gut

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

05 April 2009

J-Roc


You nawmsayin' dawg?
I'm J to teh R - O - C,
livin' with my momz.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

04 April 2009

Bangin' cops


Lucy's banging cops,
which is no big deal, I guess.
I don't run Lucy.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

03 April 2009

Grade 10

You make my words, world,
I'm gonna get my grade 10.
Then I'll sell some hash.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

02 April 2009

Rickyisms


Ricky's lexicon,
so bizarrely corrupted...
we know what he means.

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

01 April 2009

Drinky drink


Julian's cocktail:
rum, rocks, and a twist of Coke;
it's everlasting

Holmz
Sunnyvale Trailer Park

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